THE YEAR I THOUGHT I MISSED A BIRTHDAY!

       When it was my 47th birthday I woke up that morning and for some reason thought I was actually 48. I think I immediately had an anxiety attack. How could I be 48 and only two years away from being the Big 50! I laid there in bed for a bit and did the quick math and realized that I was actually 47 and hadn't missed it! What a relief! I guess I went through the Twilight Zone somehow. That had never happened before or since! But, wouldn't mind being 48 now!