Sunday, December 13, 2015

TOP 10 YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN A SMALL TOWN GROCERY!!!


1. Corn stalks are found laying around in the parking lot.

2. There are more dirty and dusty vehicles in the parking lot that clean ones.

3 One of the check-out clerks swats flies while waiting for a customer.

4. More checks written than plastic cards used and while waiting for them to write the check your life flashing in front of you.

5. Most customers in the cold months are wearing Carhart coats

6. The lady customer complains of sore shoulder, but says she hasn't done anything unusual during the day except feeding horses by tossing bales of hay over fence to them!

7. Lady says she doesn't need help with carry-out while grabbing to large gallons of milk in one hand and two sacks of groceries in the other.

8.If someone comes into the store in a suit and tie you know they are not from town or it's a funeral or after church!

9. The clerk knows most all customers entire family, with names, ages, and social activities.

10. A guy walks in with extremely muddy boots and nobody seems to really notice or care. 

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