@ THE MAID-RITE-NO VEGGIES!

     I asked the same lady who remembered my mom, if she had a story about a complaint or disgruntled patron. At first she said that no one ever complained about famous Taylor's Maid-Rites.

       Then she remembered about a guy who came in and ordered one "without veggies." The waitress asked him if he wanted just mustard, pickles, and onion. He repeated that he didn't want vegetables on it. She repeated the question, again, only included onion and mustard. He repeated his reply. 

       At that point I could see Curly of the Three Stooges, slapping his face in frustration. Wrongly, the employee asked---"Do want just mustard or is that considered a vegetable?" Then the customer accused her of being a "Smart A-- and walked out! It's amazing what you learn when you just ask!