JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL!

         Yesterday at the Burg Grocery, one of the clerks told the story about this older guy that was ready to check out. The clerk asked him if he wanted "paper or plastic!" He replied that he was gong to pay with his credit card. The clerk replied that she was making reference to bagging his groceries in paper or plastic. His reply then was something like---"Oh, are you still using paper?"