SIGNS YOU ARE CLOSER TO GOING OUT THAN COMING IN!

1. When you realize that by jumping off even a 2 foot drop you could break something or seriously injure yourself.

2. You mistake a quarter for a nickel while searching for change.

3. You still want to pick up that nickel or penny, but, bending over isn't worth the risk.

4. You study the price of bananas longer than your stock portfolio.

5. Basketball on TV seems to move faster than it used to.

6. Asking another senior friend, "How are you feeling?" It's mid- morning at the grocery store and when he is done you have missed lunch!

7.Tired of being told by the younger set about technology stuff--"But, you can do it!"

8. Even if the Church Ice-cream Social started at 3 PM and you walked in at 2:30 PM, most everybody you know is already there. 

9. Instead of walking with confidence like a Majorette in a marching band, you shuffle more with a slight limp.

10. When going out to lunch, you realize there is nothing on the menu under $5.00!