GOT A MATCH?

     At the Burg Grocery the other day, a guy was coming in the door with both hands full of returnable pop cans. Just to be funny, (I can't help it) I asked him if he " Had a match?" That remark is old and worn out, but, I couldn't help myself. His reply in a dead-pan manner was "Not since superman died!"  It was really funny in that he got me on an old gag and just kept right on walking and didn't really crack a smile.