Friday, December 5, 2014

BRANDON'S JOKE OF THE WEEK!

     A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932- the depth of the Depression. I was down to my last nickel.  I invested that nickel in an apple.  I spent  the entire day polishing the apple, and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents." 

     "The next morning, I invested those  ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

     "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

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