Saturday, September 24, 2016

YOU'RE IN A SMALL TOWN GROCERY STORE WHEN--!

Written 6/13/20

1.  Corn stalks are found laying in the parking lot.

2.  There are more dirty and dusty vehicles than clean ones in the parking lot.

3.  One of the clerks swats a fly on the check-out counter while waiting for a customer.

4. More checks written than debit or credit cards used.

5.  The majority of the customers in the winter are wearing Carhart coats.

6.  Lady customer complains about sore shoulder, but, says she hasn't done anything unusual lately including tossing hay bales over the fence to her house.

7.  If someone comes into the store, you know they are from out of town when they are wearing a "suit and tie."

8.  A lady customer indicates she doesn't need help with carry out, and the grabs two paper sacks of groceries with one hand and two gallons of milk with the other and walks out.

 9.   The clerk at the check-out knows the customers entire family, their names, ages, and social activities.

10.  A guy walks in the store with extremely muddy boots and nobody seems to notice or care!

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