THE OLD PHILOSOPHER/WHEN FUNNY WAS--part ll

       Hey there friend.

Ya say your radiators* never worked all winter and now that it's summer they started up again and ya can't shut them off?

Ya say your wife sent your light weight suits to the cleaners and that means you'll have to wear your itchy tweeds this morning when they say it'll hit 106 and ya gotta meet an important bin an hour and your bridge just broke  and ya pasted it together with bubble gum and ya hope it don't fall apart while doing some fast talking to this man?

And-and your shoelace just busted and ya opened a big cut on your cheek trying to even out your sideburns and your daughters going out with a convict and your wife just confessed she gave your last sixty dollars as a deposit on an air plane hanger?

Is that what's troubling ya, friend?

*part of old indoor heating system.