THE OLD PHILOSOPHER/FUNNY! part lll

Hey there, cousin!

Ya say ya can't pull your car out of the mud and your in the middle of nowhere and it's pouring rain and ya can't get the top back up?

And, your paychecks all blurred and your foot went right through the gas?

And, your girls screaming bloody murder she's scared of the dark?

And, a stroke of lightning splits your motor in half and your suits shrinking up fast?

And, ya start up the windy road on foot and sixty yards barbed wire hits ya right smack in the puss?

And, ya both fall down in the mud and a wild animal comes over and runs away with your shoes?

And, your car blows up suddenly and your windshield-wiper ends up in your mouth and you can't move?

And, the mud rising up to your nostrils and you're sinking fast and ya don't hear your girl screaming anymore?

Is that's what's on your mind cousin?

AND NOW, THIS IS THE OLD PHILOSOPHER SAYING, SO LONG FOLKS!