A COMMERCIAL I'VE LEARNED TO HATE!

        There is this TV ad that is run over and over by AARP. It's this lady walking through this beautiful forest and announces that she is only in her 60's and she has this "long life ahead of her!"

        I would give anything to see just after she says that statement a dear runs up to her and knocks her into next year. Having a bear rip her apart would be too much!