I wrote this list about 5 years ago. Worth another look!
- You realize jumping off a 2 foot drop could do serious injury.
- You mistake a nickel for a quarter while searching for change.
- Bending over for a penny or a nickel isn't worth the health risk.
- You study the price of bananas longer than your stock portfolio.
- Basketball on T.V. seems to move faster than it used to.
- Asking another senior friend How are you feeling." It's mid-morning at the time and when they are done it's past lunch.
- Tired of being told about doing things on the computer. "But you can do it. It's so easy!"
- Even if an Ice-Cream Social starts at 3pm and you walked in at 2:30 pm most everybody you know is already there.
- Instead of walking like a band majorette, you shuffle and with a slight limp.
- When going out to lunch you realize there is nothing on the menu under $5.00.
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