SIGNS YOU ARE CLOSER TO GOING OUT THAN COMING IN!

I wrote this list about 5 years ago. Worth another look!

1. You realize jumping off a 2 foot drop could do serious injury.
2. You mistake a nickel for a quarter while searching for change.
3. Bending over for a penny or a nickel isn't worth the health risk.
4. You study the price of bananas longer than your stock portfolio.
5. Basketball on T.V. seems to move faster than it used to.
6. Asking another senior friend How are you feeling." It's mid-morning at the time and when they are done it's past lunch.
7. Tired of being told about doing things on the computer. "But you can do it. It's so easy!"
8.  Even if  an Ice-Cream Social starts at 3pm and you walked in at 2:30 pm most everybody you know is already there.
9. Instead of walking like a band majorette, you shuffle and with a slight limp.
10. When going out to lunch you realize there is nothing on the menu under $5.00.