SHE GOT UP HOW EARLY-LAUNDRY?

     A lady at the Burg Grocery was over-heard talking about being a really early riser. She even mentioned she had a neighbor that always was the first to hang out her laundry on wash day. I mentioned that I always knew there were farmers that wanted to be the first at planting corn and so forth, but, not women trying to be the "first" at such a visible task. The customer's final comment was that the word was that her neighbor actually washed her clothes the night before! Funny!