JUST TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT!

        It seems like people are always trying to give me directions to their house with way to much detail.  They start out something like---"Well, you turn on 240th st. and when you see the old church on the left--keep going. Then you go another two miles and turn left and go over the bridge until you see the house and the green barn. 

        After scribbling all that down or I have learned to just ignore it all, I simply say Give me your actual address and I'll find you! I think this is a rural small town thing, but, being a realtor for years, I'll find ya just like a cabby would!